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Júlia reflete e diz:</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> - Bem, não…A professora disse</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> - Estás vendo, é como eu disse, não podemos ter tudo.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> - Professora, disse Artur, meu pai tem tudo: TV, telescópio, DVD, lancha…</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> - Sim, responde a professora, mas será que tem um avião particular? Depois de refletir, Artur responde:</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> - Bem, não.. - Está vendo que não se pode ter tudo na vida. Disse a professora.Joãozinho levanta o dedo e diz:</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> - Meu pai, senhora, agora tem tudo, pois sábado passado, quando minha irmã apresentou seu namorado corinthiano, papai disse:</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"> - PUTA QUE PARIU!! ERA SÓ O QUE ME FALTAVA!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1201121696528128255?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-26280259547387103832008-12-05T08:22:00.002-03:002008-12-05T08:24:33.298-03:00<p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Mirtes não se agüentou e contou para a Lurdes:</strong></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Viram teu marido entrando num motel.</strong></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>A Lurdes abriu a boca e arregalou os olhos. Ficou assim, uma estátua de espanto,durante um minuto, um minuto e meio. Depois pediu detalhes.</strong></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Quando? Onde? Com quem?</strong></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Ontem. No Discretíssimu’s.</strong></span></p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Com quem? Com quem?</strong></span><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><br /></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Isso eu não sei.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Mas como ? Era alta? Magra? Loira? Puxava de uma perna?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Não sei, Lu.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Carlos Alberto me paga. Ah, me paga.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span> <span id="more-17209"></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Quando o Carlos Alberto chegou em casa a Lurdes anunciou que iria deixá-lo e contou por quê.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Mas que história é essa, Lurdes? Você sabe quem era<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> a mulher que estava comigo no motel. Era você!</strong></span><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><br /></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Pois é. Maldita hora em que eu aceitei ir. - Discretíssimu’s! Toda a cidade ficou sabendo. Ainda bem que não me identificaram.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Pois então?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Pois então, que eu tenho que deixar você. Não vê? É o que todas as minha<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><a href="http://www.uhull.com.br/12/04/motel/#" onclick="hwClick10234970931944(2013648711);return false;" style="border-bottom: 1px dotted; text-decoration: underline;" onmouseover="hw10234970931944(event, this, '2013648711'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" onmouseout="hideMaybe(event, this); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " oncontextmenu="return false;"></a> amigas esperam que eu faça. Não sou mulher de ser enganada pelo marido e não reagir.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Mas você não foi enganada. Quem estava comigo era você!</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Mas elas não sabem disso!</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Eu não acredito, Lurdes! Você vai desmanchar nosso casamento por isso? Por uma convenção?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Vou!</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Mais tarde, quando a Lurdes estava saindo de casa, com as malas, o Carlos Alberto a interceptou. Estava sombrio:</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Acabo de receber um telefonema - disse. - Era o Dico.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- O que ele queria?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Fez mil rodeios, mas acabou me contando. Disse que, como meu amigo, tinha que contar.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- O quê?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Você foi vista saindo do motel Discretíssimu’s ontem, com um homem.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- O homem era você!</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Eu sei, mas eu não fui identificado.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Você não disse que era você?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- O que? Para que os meus amigos pensem que eu vou a motel com a minha própria mulher?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- E então?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Desculpe, Lurdes, mas…</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Mas o quê???</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>- Vou ter que te dar uma surra…</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>(Luiz Fernando Veríssimo)</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>MORAL DA HISTÓRIA :</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>DEVEMOS CUIDAR APENAS DA NOSSA SAÚDE, POIS DA NOSSA VIDA, TODO MUNDO 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/><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SMe1WH-mVZI/AAAAAAAAAuc/0lbsCpSfxxQ/s1600-h/youtubeoffice05.jpg"></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-6283623291695520675?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-11086054140339188262008-08-29T09:47:00.001-03:002008-08-29T09:47:54.305-03:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Uma mulher leva um bebê ao consultório do pediatra.<br />Depois de alguns momentos de espera na sala,<br />a enfermeira manda ela entrar no consultório.<br />Depois da apresentação, o médico começa a examinar o<br />bebê e vê que o seu peso está abaixo do normal e pergunta:<br />- O bebê bebe leite materno ou de mamadeira?<br />- Leite materno, diz a senhora.<br />- Então, por favor, mostre-me os seus seios.<br />A mulher obedece e o médico toca, apalpa, aperta ambos os seios,<br />gira os dedos nos mamilos; primeiro suavemente,<br />depois com mais força, coloca as mãos em baixo<br />e os levanta uma vez, duas vezes,<br />três vezes, num exame detalhado.<br />Faz um beicinho e sacode a cabeça para ambos os lados e diz:<br />- Pode colocar a blusa.<br />Depois da senhora estar novamente composta o médico diz:<br />- É claro que o bebê tem peso a menos.<br />A senhora não tem leite nenhum.<br />- Eu sei, doutor. Eu sou a Tia. Mas adorei ter vindo…</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1108605414033918826?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-30796034699845402442008-08-29T09:29:00.000-03:002008-08-29T09:30:10.275-03:00Trato é trato, não é?<br />Mais de meio século de harmonia total naquele casamento.<br />Daí ele morre e, não demora muito, ela também vai pro céu.<br />Lá encontra o marido e corre até ele:<br />-Queriiiidooooo! Que bom te reencontrar!! Estava morrendo de saudades!<br />- Não vem não, assombração!<br />O trato foi: ‘ATÉ QUE A MORTE NOS SEPARE. ‘ Agora vaza.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3079603469984540244?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-59282349572419932332008-08-29T08:44:00.002-03:002008-08-29T08:49:58.031-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-PAK5jC_Gm8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-PAK5jC_Gm8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZsU5t4PF-E0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZsU5t4PF-E0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5928234957241993233?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-73700966418437866532008-08-29T08:41:00.001-03:002008-08-29T08:43:28.346-03:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SLfgpIq7bWI/AAAAAAAAAt0/osb-4naYLPU/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239903688775658850" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SLfgpIq7bWI/AAAAAAAAAt0/osb-4naYLPU/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">COPIEI DO SIRILOKO</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7370096641843786653?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-42149249233566953102008-08-29T08:32:00.002-03:002008-08-29T08:35:45.455-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zcg-F7puSkM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zcg-F7puSkM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RKZZDu3P9wA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RKZZDu3P9wA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4214924923356695310?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-11129006193608485192008-08-12T17:19:00.001-03:002008-08-12T17:19:50.567-03:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JeYvTFqo4M0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JeYvTFqo4M0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1112900619360848519?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-83935482219426085252008-08-04T10:22:00.000-03:002008-08-04T10:23:02.286-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">A professora entra na sala e se depara, assustada, com a seguinte frase escrita na lousa: “Juquinha tem o Pipi Grandão!”.<br /><br />Imediatamente ela apaga aquilo e começa a aula.<br /><br />No dia seguinte, chega na sala e encontra de novo a frase escrita em letras muito grandes: “Juquinha tem o Pipi Grandão!”.<br /><br />Pela segunda vez, ela apaga os dizeres, sem fazer nenhum comentário.<br /><br />No outro dia, a historia se repete, e no outro e no outro e no outro… até que um dia ela resolve colocar a prova a veracidade daquela mensagem. Quando toca a campainha avisando que a aula terminou ela pede para todos saírem menos o Juquinha. Tranca a porta, tira a roupa e ataca o garoto.<br /><br />No dia seguinte ela encontra outra frase na lousa:<br /><br />“A Propaganda é a Alma do Negocio!”.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8393548221942608525?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-60355554130529653252008-08-04T10:16:00.001-03:002008-08-04T10:16:57.384-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NowMYmiKr9M&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NowMYmiKr9M&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-6035555413052965325?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-6607306694719958112008-08-04T10:10:00.001-03:002008-08-04T10:11:53.342-03:00<p><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Que usar o cinto de segurança é importante, não vamos ficar discutindo aqui. Isso já está mais do que provado. O vídeo só mostra mais um motivo dessa importância e o resultado disso, que é salvar sua vida.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span></p><p></p><p><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MqMZKgPWL3w&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MqMZKgPWL3w&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p> </p><p>Copiei do Humortalha</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-660730669471995811?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-27486600387948098982008-08-04T10:09:00.001-03:002008-08-04T10:09:24.083-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kxUZ4UkUsww&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kxUZ4UkUsww&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-2748660038794809898?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-1781445776991421402008-08-04T10:06:00.000-03:002008-08-04T10:07:19.617-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">RECEITA: BACALHAU COM CERVEJA<br /><br />Ingredientes:<br />Mulher,<br />bacalhau,<br />espinafre,<br />azeite,<br />alho,<br />cebola,<br />batatas,<br />sal,<br />cerveja.<br /><br />Modo de preparo:<br /><br />Ponha a mulher na cozinha com os ingredientes e feche a porta.<br /><br />Tome cerveja durante duas horas e depois peça para ser servido.<br /><br />É uma delícia e praticamente não dá trabalho.<br /><br />Bom apetite!<br /><br />Obs.: Não deixar a mulher ler a receita.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-178144577699142140?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-23807838233613203402008-07-14T10:02:00.001-03:002008-07-14T10:02:56.107-03:00<div><object width="420" height="339"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x62pcc" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x62pcc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="339" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x62pcc">Danosse.COM - Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love - Forró</a></b><br /><i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/mucaoaovivo">mucaoaovivo</a></i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-2380783823361320340?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-39680560648861996952008-06-30T10:28:00.000-03:002008-06-30T10:29:14.328-03:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Um homem tinha três namoradas e não sabia com qual delas deveria se casar.</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Resolveu, então, fazer um teste para ver qual estava mais apta a ser sua</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">mulher.</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Tirou R$ 15 mil do banco, deu R$ 5 mil para cada uma e disse:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">- Gastem com o que quiserem.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">A primeira foi ao shopping, comprou roupas, jóias, foi ao cabeleireiro,salão de beleza, etc..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Voltou para o homem e disse:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">- Gastei todo o seu dinheiro assim para ficar mais bonita para você,</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">para lhe agradar.Tudo isso porque amo você.</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;" id="fullpost"><br />A segunda foi ao mesmo shopping, comprou roupas para ele, um CD<br />player,uma televisão tela plana, dois pares de tênis para jogar basquete,<br />tacos de golfe e filmes pornô.<br /><br />Voltou para o homem e disse:<br /><br />- Gastei todo o seu dinheiro assim para lhe fazer mais feliz, lhe<br />agradar.Tudo isso porque amo você.<br /><br />A terceira pegou o dinheiro e aplicou em ações.<br /><br />Em três dias duplicou o investido, retornou os R$ 5 mil para o homem e<br />disse:<br /><br />- Apliquei o seu dinheiro e ganhei o meu. Agora posso fazer o que quiser<br />com o meu dinheiro.<br /><br />Tudo isso porque eu amo você.<br /><br />Então o homem pensou,<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />(homens demoram para pensar…)<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou..<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou..<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou.<br /><br />Pensou….<br /><br />Pensou..<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou….<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />Pensou…<br /><br />E escolheu aquela que tinha a bunda maior!<br /><br />Homem é tudo igual mesmo!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3968056064886199695?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-32498621595312331752008-06-27T20:24:00.000-03:002008-06-27T20:25:32.600-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">CLIQUE NA IMAGEM PARA AMPLIAR</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SGV21VAh3OI/AAAAAAAAAts/UV3CPI4gUlk/s1600-h/beatriz-junior-msn.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SGV21VAh3OI/AAAAAAAAAts/UV3CPI4gUlk/s400/beatriz-junior-msn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216706401923095778" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3249862159531233175?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-12979931787363033982008-06-24T09:23:00.000-03:002008-06-24T09:24:22.105-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lftbPalf4Z4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lftbPalf4Z4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1297993178736303398?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-40120194616794138472008-06-24T09:17:00.001-03:002008-06-24T09:17:27.342-03:00<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDg1MTM1"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDg1MTM1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/485135">http://view.break.com/485135</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4012019461679413847?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-41129321079482252472008-06-10T08:58:00.002-03:002008-06-10T09:08:07.384-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Para as Mulheres:</span><br /><br />..Nunca, em hipótese nenhuma, use calcinha furada.<br />..No dia em que você sair com aquela calcinha mais fuleira, pode ter certeza que vai ser o dia que você vai tirar o pé da lama.<br />..Não faça performances que você não sabe. Tentar coisas novas é bom,mas transar em cima do lustre nem é legal.<br />..Depile-se. Se vira! Anda com gilete na bolsa. Fique melhor amiga da depiladora. Mas mantenha as partes em ordem.<br />..Não fale : "tira a mão daí". Se você está na chuva, se molhe.<br />..Homem não gosta de transar de luz apagada.<br />..O cara quer virar e dormir? Qual o problema? Vire e durma primeiro que você vai ver só a repercussão que isso causa na mente alheia.<br />..Cuidado. Gemer é uma coisa. Mugir é outra.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Para os Homens:</span><br /><br />..Se já inventaram o gel lubrificante, use-o. Nada de tentar comer a bundinha da sua namorada à seco ou com os derivados do leite, como por exemplo: requeijão, yogurt, sorvete, Leite de Aveia Davene, ou qualquer outra coisa. Tem KY pra vender na farmácia do lado da tua casa.<br />..Porque os homens sempre coçam o saco? Parem de coçar e lavem-no. Saco fedido é o "ó".<br />..Não transe de relógio. Não é nada legal tomar uma relojada na cabeça.<br />..Os psicólogos sempre dizem que nós somos aquilo que nós acreditamos ser.<br />..Se você tem um piru pequeno, você pode achar que ele é grande. Se você acredita nisso, problema é seu. Não tente me convencer disso, porque é inútil.<br />..Uma palmadinha é sempre bom. Porém, tenha noção das paradas. Um tapinha é diferente de uma pancadaria.<br />..Acúmulo de ar na perereca é normal. Sem critério é dizer: "Amor, sua perereca está peidando".<br />..Tome cuidado com o que vai falar e a hora que isso é dito. Um clima de amor, remember.... Eu te amo pra lá... Eu te amo pra cá... E de repente, do nada: Chupa meu saco! Não é legal.<br />..Peidou? Ria... Porque vai feder de qualquer jeito!!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">COPIEI do Varal de Calcinhas</span><br /></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4112932107948225247?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-57555798628037135172008-06-10T08:56:00.001-03:002008-06-10T08:57:52.846-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SE5sHe-PQgI/AAAAAAAAAtk/V3HcBykXJjc/s1600-h/maoboba.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SE5sHe-PQgI/AAAAAAAAAtk/V3HcBykXJjc/s400/maoboba.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210220694743237122" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5755579862803713517?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-43939022588130286542008-05-26T10:11:00.000-03:002008-05-26T10:12:15.066-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;">1. Eu já fumei cigarros mais grossos que isso.<br /><br />2. Ahhh, que meigo.<br /><br />3. Nós poderíamos apenas ficar abraçados.<br /><br />4. Você sabia que tem uma cirurgia para consertar isso?<br /><br />5. Faça-o dançar.<br /><br />6. Posso desenhar aquela carinha feliz nele?<br /><br />7. Uau, e seu pé era tão grande.<br /><br />8. Tudo bem, nós vamos trabalhar em cima disso<br /><br />9. Ele vai fazer algum som se eu apertá-lo?<br /><br />10. Ai, de repente me deu uma dor de cabeça…<br /><br />11. (ri e aponta)<br /><br />12. Posso ser honesta com você?<br /><br />13. Que lindo, você trouxe incenso.<br /><br />14. Isso explica o seu carro.<br /><br />15. Talvez se a gente regar ele cresce.<br /><br />16. Por que Deus está me punindo?<br /><br />17. Pelo menos isso não vai demorar muito.<br /><br />18. Eu nunca vi nada igual a isso antes.<br /><br />19. Mas ele ainda funciona, né?<br /><br />20. Ele tá parecendo um pouquinho usado.<br /><br />21. Talvez ele tenha uma aparência melhor na luz natural.<br /><br />22. Por que nós não pulamos direto pra parte do cigarro?<br /><br />23. Você está com frio?<br /><br />24. Se você me embebedar primeiro…<br /><br />25. Mas como “já está duro”?<br /><br />26. O que é isso???<br /><br />27. Sorte sua que você tem muitos outros talentos.<br /><br />28. Ele vem com um compressor de ar?<br /><br />29. Isso tá parecendo isca de peixe.<br /><br />30. Então é por isso que você sempre julga as pessoas pela personalidade<br /><br />31. Se eu tocar uma flauta adianta alguma coisa?<br /><br />32. Será que hoje ele está de folga e não avisou?<br /><br />33. Ele se encolhe quando está com medo?<br /><br />34. Credo…<br /><br />35. E depois dizem que é a nossa que cheira a peixe…<br /><br />36. Posso chacoalhar?<br /><br />37. O que acontece se eu puxar aqui?<br /><br />38. E você ainda usa uma peça de roupa a mais só pra segurar isso?<br /><br />39. Vc é descendente de japoneses?<br /><br />40. Oi, bilau! Será que vc pode chamar o seu pai?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4393902258813028654?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-37257989166588924372008-05-26T09:43:00.000-03:002008-05-26T09:44:53.880-03:00<p align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Saiu na net esses dias o trailer redband do filme de comédia Tropic Thunder. Só um adendo, pra quem não sabe, redband é um tipo de trailer censurado que contem cenas fortes. Voltando ao filme, Tropic Thundes conta com a presença de grandes nomes, entre eles Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr e Jack Black. A história é o seguinte um tanto de atores famosos de hollywood vão para a selva filmar um filme de guerra, so que os atores são meio retardados então pra dar uma emoção a mais o diretor coloca os caras no meio de uma guerra real e não conta nada pra eles!!</span></p><p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span> </p><p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span> </p><br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTA0MzQx"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTA0MzQx" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/504341">http://view.break.com/504341</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3725798916658892437?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-70454417557632034502008-05-26T09:39:00.000-03:002008-05-26T09:40:05.813-03:00<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTA2Mzkw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTA2Mzkw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/506390">http://view.break.com/506390</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7045441755763203450?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-47869992464632768072008-05-21T08:26:00.000-03:002008-05-21T08:28:05.405-03:00<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qYaQabd9res&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qYaQabd9res&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Indicação do OffBoard_JR</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4786999246463276807?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-31509581999693325572008-05-20T09:10:00.002-03:002008-05-20T09:11:00.723-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDK_yeak5kI/AAAAAAAAAtc/yCzQt9O5B_s/s1600-h/055_pics.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202431393445242434" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDK_yeak5kI/AAAAAAAAAtc/yCzQt9O5B_s/s400/055_pics.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3150958199969332557?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-18424720822530208302008-05-20T09:03:00.001-03:002008-05-20T09:03:47.906-03:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">1. Hum… você é igualzinha a sua mãe.<br /><br />2. Parece que você se divertiu ontem…<br /><br />3. De meus parabéns ao seu marido.<br /><br />4. Mas como que eu vou fazer os exames com esse "matagal".<br /><br />5. (Apontar e rir)<br /><br />6. Então, você é casada…<br /><br />7. E o melhor é que eu sou pago para fazer isso…<br /><br />8. Você quer ir a um lugar mais aconchegante para fazer "o" exame?<br /><br />9. Meu Deus! (Não no bom sentido)<br /><br />10. Nossa! Quantos anos você tem? (Novamente, não no bom sentido)</span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1842472082253020830?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-19260800971862744202008-05-20T09:02:00.001-03:002008-05-20T09:02:59.396-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yqq5fcPYrLs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yqq5fcPYrLs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1926080097186274420?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-1067271409225910722008-05-20T08:34:00.003-03:002008-05-20T08:48:47.102-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDK6luak5jI/AAAAAAAAAtU/J8cQHDq7Bh4/s1600-h/pentium.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202425676843771442" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDK6luak5jI/AAAAAAAAAtU/J8cQHDq7Bh4/s400/pentium.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDK3iOak5iI/AAAAAAAAAtM/7J1Du474WA4/s1600-h/discutindo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202422318179345954" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDK3iOak5iI/AAAAAAAAAtM/7J1Du474WA4/s400/discutindo.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-106727140922591072?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-73713156323679513202008-05-19T09:02:00.002-03:002008-05-19T09:02:45.564-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDFsX-ak5hI/AAAAAAAAAtE/smFXRq3V3Dg/s1600-h/sadfail.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SDFsX-ak5hI/AAAAAAAAAtE/smFXRq3V3Dg/s400/sadfail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202058203736892946" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7371315632367951320?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-61957942112274885962008-05-19T08:51:00.001-03:002008-05-19T08:51:33.147-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jii9zFqgWY4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jii9zFqgWY4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-6195794211227488596?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-20085012880100373112008-05-17T08:47:00.001-03:002008-05-17T08:47:34.324-03:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">O marido chega em casa e pede: </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">- Rápido, me traga uma cerveja antes que comece ! </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">A mulher não entendeu muito, mas pegou a cerveja e levou para ele. </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Quando terminou aquela cerveja, ele disse: </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">- Rápido, me traga outra cerveja, já está quase começando!! </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Ela ficou mais confusa ainda, mas trouxe a cerveja. </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">O cara terminou a segunda lata e repetiu: </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">- Vai, rápido, me traga mais uma, vai começar a qualquer momento!!! </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">E a mulher, revoltada: </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">- Ah, chega! Que droga é essa, você está aí todo folgado, chega e nem me fala oi, não levanta essa bunda gorda daí e acha que vou ficar trazendo cerveja pra você igual uma escrava? Você não percebe que eu trabalhei o dia inteiro, lavei, passei, limpei a casa, cozinhei, e ainda fiz compras? </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">- Pronto… COMEÇOU!!!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-2008501288010037311?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-88318470313932507272008-05-14T09:12:00.002-03:002008-05-14T09:29:33.560-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCrbJuak5gI/AAAAAAAAAs8/_T7KF0JofsA/s1600-h/2346989541_20cc65e465.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200209679877465602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCrbJuak5gI/AAAAAAAAAs8/_T7KF0JofsA/s400/2346989541_20cc65e465.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCrZeeak5fI/AAAAAAAAAs0/ObNRSdpjv-A/s1600-h/2395113727_ed0c7ca99f.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200207837336495602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCrZeeak5fI/AAAAAAAAAs0/ObNRSdpjv-A/s400/2395113727_ed0c7ca99f.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCrXWOak5eI/AAAAAAAAAss/SzrhPszTkes/s1600-h/2422402441_19ab0dcf2b_o.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200205496579319266" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCrXWOak5eI/AAAAAAAAAss/SzrhPszTkes/s400/2422402441_19ab0dcf2b_o.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8831847031393250727?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-37568106090201432902008-05-14T09:06:00.000-03:002008-05-14T09:07:23.505-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VA11c3sU0lc&hl=pt-br"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VA11c3sU0lc&hl=pt-br" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3756810609020143290?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-47819847202617516462008-05-14T08:51:00.000-03:002008-05-14T08:52:04.033-03:00<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Numa blitz o guarda para a loira deliciosa e pede os documentos.<br /><br />- Que documentos? - pergunta ela, com ar inocente.<br /><br />- A sua Carteira de Habilitação!<br /><br />- Carteira de Habilitação? O que é isso?<br /><br />O guarda já começa a ficar impaciente.<br /><br />- Pode me dar a sua Identidade?<br /><br />- Identidade? Eu também não sei o que é isso!<br /><br />Inconformado com a burrice da garota e exaltado com as curvas abundantes, o guarda tira o bilau para fora e pergunta:<br /><br />- E isso daqui você sabe o que é?<br /><br />- Ah! Não! O Bafômetro de novo!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4781984720261751646?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-82564720563740161262008-05-14T08:38:00.000-03:002008-05-14T08:39:11.221-03:00<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDk2NjAw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDk2NjAw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/496600">http://view.break.com/496600</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8256472056374016126?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-55499021419430900572008-05-14T08:37:00.001-03:002008-05-14T08:37:51.647-03:00<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDk2NjAw"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDk2NjAw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/496600">http://view.break.com/496600</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5549902141943090057?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-48742844546994571012008-05-12T10:11:00.001-03:002008-05-12T10:13:13.603-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Três mulheres, uma noiva, uma casada e uma amante, estavam conversando sobre seus relacionamentos e decidiram agradar seus homens. Aquela noite todas as três iriam testar a sensualidade e o poder que exerciam sobre seus companheiros, usando corpete de couro, máscara nos olhos e botas de cano alto.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Após alguns dias, elas tornaram a se encontrar. Cada uma relatou a sua experiência.</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Disse a noiva:</span><br /><br /> <span style="font-family: arial;">- Naquela noite, quando meu namorado chegou em casa encontrou-me usando o corpete de couro, botas com 12cm de salto e máscara sobre os olhos.</span><br /><br /> <span style="font-family: arial;">Ele me olhou intensamente e disse: ‘ Você é a mulher da minha vida, eu te amo’. Então fizemos amor a noite inteira.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">A amante contou a sua versão:</span><br /><br /> <span style="font-family: arial;">- Ah, comigo também foi parecido. Naquela noite encontrei meu amante no escritório. Estava usando um corpete de couro, mega saltos, máscara sobre os olhos e… mais nada! Usava uma capa de chuva para cobrir meu corpo. Quando eu abri a capa, ele não disse nada… seus olhos me devoraram… me agarrou e tivemos sexo a noite toda.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">E aí a casada contou sua história:</span><br /><br /> <br /><span style="font-family: arial;">- Naquela noite eu mandei as crianças para a casa da minha mãe.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Arrumei-me como combinado: corpete de couro, super saltos, máscara sobre os olhos. Então resolvi incrementar o visual. Aproveitei para inaugurar um perfume novo e um batom vermelho que nunca tinha usado antes. Lembrei-me de um comentário que meu marido fez sobre a sensualidde da roupa íntima preta e coloquei a que acabara de comprar… um fio dental com um lacinho de cetim em ponto estratégico.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Quando meu marido chegou do trabalho, abriu a porta e me encontrou em pé no meio do quarto fazendo caras e bocas. Olhou-me de cima abaixo e disse:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">- E aí, Batman, o que temos para o jantar?</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4874284454699457101?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-83247104385194773612008-05-12T10:04:00.000-03:002008-05-12T10:05:10.244-03:00Assisti umas 8 vezes e naum entendi.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qzFwn064cFE&amp;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qzFwn064cFE&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8324710438519477361?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-46657409233760152602008-05-12T09:57:00.000-03:002008-05-12T09:58:21.897-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >Um fulano entra numa farmácia e passeia pelas gôndolas sem se decidir. Uma vendedora o observa e pergunta:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >- Bom dia. Posso ajudá-lo?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >Sim - responde o sujeito.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >- Estou procurando absorventes para minha esposa.</span><br /><br /></div><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >A vendedora mostra-lhe a gôndola onde estão os produtos de higiene íntima feminina.</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >Pouco depois, o sujeito chega no caixa com um pacote de algodão. A vendedora </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >pergunta:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >- Eu pensei que o senhor estivesse procurando absorventes… Não encontrou?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >- Encontrei sim - explica o sujeito - Mas ontem eu pedi à minha mulher para comprar um maço de cigarros e ela comprou um pacote de fumo e papel de enrolar, dizendo que sai mais barato que o cigarro. Então eu decidi fazer o mesmo com ela.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4665740923376015260?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-53430023283598235592008-05-09T09:11:00.001-03:002008-05-09T09:17:34.764-03:00<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LVFsf-F8RrA&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xd6d6d6&amp;color2=0xf0f0f0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LVFsf-F8RrA&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xd6d6d6&amp;color2=0xf0f0f0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IcfSHRjCrCM&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xd6d6d6&amp;color2=0xf0f0f0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IcfSHRjCrCM&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xd6d6d6&amp;color2=0xf0f0f0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWD4i44ae-4&rel=0&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWD4i44ae-4&rel=0&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5343002328359823559?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-66022633063089223932008-05-09T08:57:00.007-03:002008-05-09T09:03:30.446-03:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">CLIQUE NA IMAGEM</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1918/12101875241zj49sdf4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCQ9KtVU1XI/AAAAAAAAAsk/7opqxiGOV5w/s400/1210187545_mai.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198347124069422450" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-6602263306308922393?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-51093997638102088402008-05-09T08:56:00.000-03:002008-05-09T08:57:20.427-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZKEOK3oD3rQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZKEOK3oD3rQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5109399763810208840?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-73663167596495393402008-05-08T10:18:00.003-03:002008-05-08T10:25:36.232-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >CLIQUE NA IMAGEM PARA AMPLIAR</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCL9ygAN89I/AAAAAAAAAsU/pTRkF9jT1UI/s1600-h/depoimento.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCL9ygAN89I/AAAAAAAAAsU/pTRkF9jT1UI/s400/depoimento.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197995963965109202" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />O Ronaldinho pagando R$ 50.000,00 e a menina ai cobra 30 contos ... rsrs<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7366316759649539340?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-17829650238705197762008-05-07T16:32:00.000-03:002008-05-07T16:33:21.035-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCID-gAN88I/AAAAAAAAAsM/PA43cvnLEhg/s1600-h/sortehe76.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCID-gAN88I/AAAAAAAAAsM/PA43cvnLEhg/s400/sortehe76.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197721292216595394" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1782965023870519776?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-85842409105096751822008-05-07T16:25:00.000-03:002008-05-07T16:26:07.846-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCICRgAN87I/AAAAAAAAAsE/O_FKWPI8m_k/s1600-h/crianca-tarada.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCICRgAN87I/AAAAAAAAAsE/O_FKWPI8m_k/s400/crianca-tarada.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197719419610854322" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8584240910509675182?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-47744068637663416592008-05-07T11:24:00.003-03:002008-05-07T11:25:38.583-03:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">1 -Asmática ...................: Uhh... Uhhh...uhhh</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">2 -Geográfica.................: Aqui, aqui, aqui,..</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">3 -Matemática...............: Mais, mais, mais,</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">4 -Religiosa ..................: Ai meu Deus , AI meu Deus... </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">5 -Suicida......................: Eu vou morrer , eu vou morrer...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">6 -Homicida...................: Se você parar agora,Eu te maaaatooo!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">7 -Sorvete......................: Ai Kibon, AI Kibon,</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">8 -Zootecnista................: Vem, meu macho!!! Vem, meu Macho!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">9 -Torcedora..................: Vai, vai, vai...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">10 -Professora de Inglês. :......... Ohh !!! YES !!! Ohh...My..God...!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">11 -Margarina.................: Que Delícia, que delícia...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">12 -Negativa...................: Não....Não.....Não.....</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">13 -Positiva.....................: Sim .Sim... Sim...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">14 -Pornográfica..............: Puta que o Pariu....vai filho DA puta....</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">15 -Serpente Indiana......: Ssssssssss.......... Ssssssssss...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">16 -Professora.................: Sim .... Isso .por aí.....exato....isso....</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">17 -Sensitiva...................: Tô sentindo.... to sentindo...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">18 -Desinformada............: O que é isso ? . O que</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">19 -Degustadora................: Ai, gostoso... Gostoso... Gostoso...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">20 -Cozinheira..................: Mexe... Mexe....Mexe...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">21 -Casada.........: Olha só, a empregada não limpou o lustre direito!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-4774406863766341659?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-84818347118004037662008-05-07T11:22:00.000-03:002008-05-07T11:23:10.811-03:00<p><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Primeira noite dos recém-casados. Na cama, a moça diz ao rapaz:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">-Sabe, amor, eu não disse a você, mas eu não sei fazer nada de nada!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">-Não se preocupe, minha linda! Você tira a roupa e deita sobre a cama. Aí é só deixar que eu faço o resto!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">E ela, meigamente, responde:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">-Não amor! Trepar, eu trepo bem pra caralho! O que eu não sei é lavar, passar, cozinhar... </span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8481834711800403766?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-12734267837492132562008-05-07T11:10:00.001-03:002008-05-07T11:11:39.147-03:00<p><span style="font-family:arial;">1. Você é o ovo que faltava na minha marmita.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">2. Eu beberia o mar se Você fosse o sal.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">3. Não sabia que flor nascia no asfalto.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">4. Tô fazendo uma campanha de doação de órgãos! Não quer doar seu coração pra mim não?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">5. Nossa, Você é tão linda que não caga, lança bombom!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">6. Ohhh… essa muié e mais um saco de bolacha, eu passo um mês…</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">7. Você é sempre assim, ou tá fantasiada de gostosa?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">8. Você é a areia do meu cimento.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">9. Ahhh se eu pudesse e meu dinheiro desse!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">10. Suspende as fritas…. o filé já chegou!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">11. Você não usa calcinha, você usa porta-jóia.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">12. Ae cremosa… Vou te passar no pão e te comer todinha!!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">13. O que que esse bombonzinho está fazendo fora da caixa??</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">14. Você não é pescoço mais mexeu com a minha cabeça!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">15. Sexo mata!!! Quer morrer feliz?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">16. Vamos pra minha casa fazer as coisas que eu ja falei pra todo mundo que a gente faz?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">17. Você é a lua de um luau…. Quando te vejo só digo - uau uau!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">18. Nossa, quanta carne…. e eu lá em casa comendo ovo!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">19. Essa sua blusa ficaria ótima toda amassada no chão do meu quarto amanhã de manhã!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">20. Se você fosse um sanduíche teu nome ia ser X-Princesa…</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1273426783749213256?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-16614939293581253502008-05-07T11:07:00.002-03:002008-05-07T11:10:01.838-03:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCG35wAN86I/AAAAAAAAAr8/en1bPI4nOHM/s1600-h/2415935700_ec6d92aa4f_o.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197637647728505762" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCG35wAN86I/AAAAAAAAAr8/en1bPI4nOHM/s400/2415935700_ec6d92aa4f_o.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1661493929358125350?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-84615708234270627872008-05-07T11:02:00.001-03:002008-05-07T11:04:11.414-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCG2ugAN85I/AAAAAAAAAr0/NJF71CoCq3I/s1600-h/1208797468RLrhIrU.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197636354943349650" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SCG2ugAN85I/AAAAAAAAAr0/NJF71CoCq3I/s400/1208797468RLrhIrU.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8461570823427062787?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-22767480884880193292008-05-07T10:55:00.000-03:002008-05-07T10:56:12.998-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Vai transar? O governo dá camisinha.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Já transou? O governo dá a pílula do dia seguinte.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Engravidou? O governo dá o salário - maternidade e ainda 180 diassem fazer nada.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">O filho cresceu? O governo dá a Bolsa Família.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Tá desempregado? O governo dá Bolsa Desemprego.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Vai prestar vestibular? O governo dá a Bolsa Cota.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Năo tem terra? O governo dá o Bolsa Invasăo</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Agora, experimenta trabalhar pra ver o que é que te acontece</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-2276748088488019329?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-53630924058629281122008-04-25T10:36:00.001-03:002008-04-25T10:38:58.640-03:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ex-musa do funk estrela filme pornô</span></span> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sucesso em 2008 com o funk Créu, Mulher Melancia será a estrela do filme pornô "Créu na fruta". Segundo a dançarina, ela pretende, com o filme, encarar novos desafios: o de pagar o aluguel, a conta de água, de luz, por exemplo.</span></span> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">A produção começa a ser rodada na próxima semana numa lage do Rio de Janeiro.</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHexjSkLuI/AAAAAAAAArs/pMT2ySBBgJw/s1600-h/0,,14447910-GDQ,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHexjSkLuI/AAAAAAAAArs/pMT2ySBBgJw/s400/0,,14447910-GDQ,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193176788202958562" border="0" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5363092405862928112?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-41561048057162743102008-04-25T09:57:00.000-03:002008-04-25T09:58:46.514-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHVdjSkLtI/AAAAAAAAArk/83rdzGmKmGU/s1600-h/adzhmdqilost-copy.jpg"><img style="float:left; 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MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHUTTSkLsI/AAAAAAAAArc/EB_GphbOeLc/s400/cabelo%2Bazul.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHUJTSkLrI/AAAAAAAAArU/d0EUHZrSCys/s1600-h/cabelo%2Bazul%2B2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193165101596946098" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHUJTSkLrI/AAAAAAAAArU/d0EUHZrSCys/s400/cabelo%2Bazul%2B2.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-2386953962215922868?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-50453343695999089392008-04-25T09:44:00.001-03:002008-04-25T09:44:20.836-03:00<object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDgzNzQx"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDgzNzQx" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/483741">http://view.break.com/483741</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5045334369599908939?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-52610462994909106892008-04-25T09:24:00.005-03:002008-04-25T09:40:56.870-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Naum consegue ler .. clique na imagem para ampliar</span><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHQIzSkLqI/AAAAAAAAArM/m1dKq4Mo-PQ/s1600-h/atalmentecomoeragn0.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193160694960500386" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHQIzSkLqI/AAAAAAAAArM/m1dKq4Mo-PQ/s400/atalmentecomoeragn0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHOKDSkLpI/AAAAAAAAArE/khHLVTbSe_Q/s1600-h/cabaodesesperadoxv1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193158517412081298" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHOKDSkLpI/AAAAAAAAArE/khHLVTbSe_Q/s400/cabaodesesperadoxv1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHN2jSkLoI/AAAAAAAAAq8/ZEEorPtn0b0/s1600-h/estranhononinhohl6.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193158182404632194" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHN2jSkLoI/AAAAAAAAAq8/ZEEorPtn0b0/s400/estranhononinhohl6.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHNtTSkLmI/AAAAAAAAAqs/nmmiKv9E2Ek/s1600-h/30anosxo01ip81.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193158023490842210" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHNtTSkLmI/AAAAAAAAAqs/nmmiKv9E2Ek/s400/30anosxo01ip81.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHNtjSkLnI/AAAAAAAAAq0/1T7_kNtyWTk/s1600-h/belmjk3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193158027785809522" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SBHNtjSkLnI/AAAAAAAAAq0/1T7_kNtyWTk/s400/belmjk3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5261046299490910689?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-53586187842433390472008-04-25T08:56:00.000-03:002008-04-25T08:57:53.279-03:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> A loira entrou na competição de natação da escola, na modalidade "peito". As outras competidoras eram uma morena e uma ruiva.Começa a competição. A morena chega em primeiro e a ruiva em segundo. Após um certo tempo, complemente exausta, chega a loira.Após ser reanimada com café e cobertores, ela fala:- Não sou de reclamar, mas acho que aquelas outras duas usaram os braços…</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5358618784243339047?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-79714645685425551032008-04-22T08:29:00.001-03:002008-04-22T08:31:59.362-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SA3MVjSkLkI/AAAAAAAAAqc/wF92l2qHMKc/s1600-h/2421899698_e1b84d9d98_o.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192030616050478658" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SA3MVjSkLkI/AAAAAAAAAqc/wF92l2qHMKc/s400/2421899698_e1b84d9d98_o.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SA3MVjSkLlI/AAAAAAAAAqk/EUHFa6-bT_4/s1600-h/2421899712_68993c1dc6_o.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192030616050478674" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SA3MVjSkLlI/AAAAAAAAAqk/EUHFa6-bT_4/s400/2421899712_68993c1dc6_o.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SA3MVTSkLjI/AAAAAAAAAqU/OOnP_nNow6s/s1600-h/2421085281_89d05a37e9_o.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192030611755511346" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SA3MVTSkLjI/AAAAAAAAAqU/OOnP_nNow6s/s400/2421085281_89d05a37e9_o.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7971464568542555103?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-69416682059876579442008-04-18T10:11:00.001-03:002008-04-18T10:11:45.065-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wEAGcSzTiyA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wEAGcSzTiyA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-6941668205987657944?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-19648701634586785092008-04-18T09:59:00.001-03:002008-04-18T10:01:10.377-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/SAibieNDehI/AAAAAAAAAp8/L6wqMO3u7hM/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190569587070171666" style="FLOAT: left; 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Nosso amigo do vídeo é um desses caras, ao acordar ele vê uma cena no mínimo estranho.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Será que dessa vez o beberrão se deu mal?<br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2W8is5ZGFg&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2W8is5ZGFg&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8961438075065752041?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-77254679554925043902008-03-11T09:34:00.006-03:002008-03-11T09:40:26.143-03:00<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176462767048268210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z9debymbI/AAAAAAAAApk/xpbM_CgXNj8/s400/loterias.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176461555867490658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z8W-bymWI/AAAAAAAAAo8/6pnGCIE4Fw8/s400/gillete.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z9dObymZI/AAAAAAAAApU/72GGSJBAsHA/s1600-h/jontex.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176462762753300882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z9dObymZI/AAAAAAAAApU/72GGSJBAsHA/s400/jontex.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z9debymaI/AAAAAAAAApc/fDbY_IhXaGo/s1600-h/leite.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176462767048268194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z9debymaI/AAAAAAAAApc/fDbY_IhXaGo/s400/leite.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><p align="center"> </p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176461843630299506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z8nubymXI/AAAAAAAAApE/cxUHw-rmWiM/s400/folha.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176462139983042946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z84-bymYI/AAAAAAAAApM/OEDcBRUu4YU/s400/melitta.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7725467955492504390?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-56592711508692400472008-03-11T09:27:00.003-03:002008-03-11T09:31:34.611-03:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">A coisa mais injusta sobre a vida é a maneira como ela termina. Eu acho que o verdadeiro ciclo da vida está todo de trás pra frente. Nós deveríamos morrer primeiro, nos livrar logo disso.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Daí viver num asilo, até ser chutado pra fora de lá por estar muito novo. Ganhar um relógio de ouro e ir trabalhar. Então você trabalha 40 anos até ficar novo o bastante pra poder aproveitar sua aposentadoria. Aí você curte tudo, bebe bastante álcool, faz festas e se prepara para a faculdade.</span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Você vai para colégio, tem várias namoradas, vira criança, não tem nenhuma responsabilidade, se torna um bebezinho de colo, volta pro útero da mãe, passa seus últimos nove meses de vida </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">flutuando. E termina tudo com um ótimo orgasmo! Não seria perfeito? </span><br /></div></span><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Charles Chaplin</strong></span> </div><div align="justify"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5659271150869240047?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-17628330074385259912008-03-11T09:15:00.002-03:002008-03-11T09:16:04.103-03:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z3-ebymVI/AAAAAAAAAo0/rPyJf6aOASM/s1600-h/19_pics_40239.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176456736914184530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R9Z3-ebymVI/AAAAAAAAAo0/rPyJf6aOASM/s400/19_pics_40239.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1762833007438525991?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-13758785833310447802008-03-11T09:06:00.001-03:002008-03-11T09:13:03.900-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Um dia, a rosa encontrou a couve-flor e disse:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><br />- Que petulância, se chamar de flor! Veja sua pele áspera e a minha, lisa e sedosa.<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><div align="justify">Veja seu cheiro desagradável e meu perfume, sensual e envolvente. Veja seu corpo grosseiro e o meu, delgado e elegante… Eu, sim, sou uma flor!!!</div><br />E a couve-flor respondeu:<br /><br />- É… mas ninguém te come.<br /><br />Moral da História:<br /><br />De que vale ser bonita se não for gostosa?</span><br /></span><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1375878583331044780?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-38304515581272617702008-03-11T09:00:00.001-03:002008-03-11T09:02:48.587-03:00<div align="center"><embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1139434/burning.swf" width="400" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1139434/burning/">Burning - video powered by Metacafe</a></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3830451558127261770?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-52345484339555578382008-03-11T08:59:00.001-03:002008-03-11T08:59:55.864-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GyVSJTcynnk&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GyVSJTcynnk&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5234548433955557838?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-51083549981268287892008-03-11T08:56:00.000-03:002008-03-11T08:57:13.849-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rid9LSXNPhc&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rid9LSXNPhc&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Copiei do Uhull<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5108354998126828789?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-27403176243828658912008-02-16T07:34:00.000-03:002008-02-16T07:35:03.427-03:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1e-CJlRv-nY&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1e-CJlRv-nY&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-2740317624382865891?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-34096385798662117192008-02-11T07:54:00.000-03:002008-02-11T07:55:48.664-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R7Appnkbj1I/AAAAAAAAAos/wFDNAxGHqAA/s1600-h/viagra_composto.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R7Appnkbj1I/AAAAAAAAAos/wFDNAxGHqAA/s400/viagra_composto.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165674567567118162" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3409638579866211719?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-70416508855445972992008-02-11T07:29:00.000-03:002008-02-11T07:30:02.840-03:00<object height="373" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5QjPrNwa6k&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5QjPrNwa6k&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="373" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">COPIEI do UHULL</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7041650885544597299?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-38028758610879377402008-02-11T07:20:00.000-03:002008-02-11T07:33:45.686-03:00<object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ich1nJaLfM&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_ich1nJaLfM&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3802875861087937740?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-77451103836835448662008-01-08T17:04:00.000-03:002008-01-08T17:05:55.575-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;">Intérprete: Bill Medley</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Música: He Ain`t Heavy... He`s my Brother</span><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oNnKrOtCyxY&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oNnKrOtCyxY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-7745110383683544866?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-57049599675368105112008-01-08T07:42:00.000-03:002008-01-08T07:43:14.894-03:00<p align="center"><object height="373" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ADyc_t7qV6s&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ADyc_t7qV6s&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5704959967536810511?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-15413972349716164012008-01-08T07:38:00.000-03:002008-01-08T07:39:55.899-03:00<p align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over (Ao Vivo)</strong></span></p><p align="center"><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JbOg3T8_Ba0&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JbOg3T8_Ba0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1541397234971616401?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-59756146952329141502008-01-07T09:29:00.000-03:002008-01-07T09:30:31.159-03:00<object height="373" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1noQmhXla5s&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1noQmhXla5s&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Copiei do Uhull</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-5975614695232914150?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-15693784619685518302008-01-07T09:28:00.001-03:002008-01-07T09:28:35.433-03:00<object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wUlu2LzfR_8&rel=1&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wUlu2LzfR_8&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1569378461968551830?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-13372109455512352712008-01-07T09:25:00.000-03:002008-01-07T09:26:11.071-03:00<object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/62tCT2SUKjk&rel=1&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/62tCT2SUKjk&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1337210945551235271?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-67054607365689959822008-01-04T07:21:00.000-03:002008-01-04T07:22:44.889-03:00<p align="center"><object height="351" width="432"><param name="movie" value="http://www.megavideo.com/v/RBUO5HG619b5c2d54bd05c71fc131be99230c970.4480913134.0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.megavideo.com/v/RBUO5HG619b5c2d54bd05c71fc131be99230c970.4480913134.0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="432" height="351"></embed></object></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><object height="351" width="432"><param name="movie" value="http://www.megavideo.com/v/CBAVWNDO6998a35e01c36b1ebbe119ada5cd55ec.4480913142.0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.megavideo.com/v/CBAVWNDO6998a35e01c36b1ebbe119ada5cd55ec.4480913142.0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="432" height="351"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-6705460736568995982?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-35825838707227888482007-12-28T09:12:00.000-03:002007-12-28T09:18:20.572-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R3TpU1IEl4I/AAAAAAAAAok/JnheAghh6Ro/s1600-h/evroremont997.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148996818058909570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R3TpU1IEl4I/AAAAAAAAAok/JnheAghh6Ro/s400/evroremont997.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3582583870722788848?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-86404065758517841412007-12-28T09:09:00.001-03:002007-12-28T09:10:39.992-03:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R3TnnFIEl3I/AAAAAAAAAoc/7re1GqbWCNc/s1600-h/nacomodaba9.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148994932568266610" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R3TnnFIEl3I/AAAAAAAAAoc/7re1GqbWCNc/s400/nacomodaba9.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:78%;">Copiei do Uhull</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-8640406575851784141?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-90956243965863427402007-12-28T08:55:00.000-03:002007-12-28T09:07:04.319-03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R3Tm31IEl2I/AAAAAAAAAoU/rn0LH3AzsxE/s1600-h/6YKlZZNyDJ6R.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vCvmPBMPRWA/R3Tm31IEl2I/AAAAAAAAAoU/rn0LH3AzsxE/s400/6YKlZZNyDJ6R.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148994120819447650" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-9095624396586342740?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-14573531189544392952007-12-28T08:53:00.000-03:002007-12-28T08:54:12.229-03:00<object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sw871vN2c18&rel=1&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sw871vN2c18&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1457353118954439295?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-13173874170845083882007-12-28T08:42:00.000-03:002007-12-28T08:44:49.036-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;">Era uma vez um rapaz que pediu à uma linda garota:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">- Quer se casar comigo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Ela respondeu:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">- NÃO !</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">E o rapaz viveu feliz para sempre, foi pescar, jogou futebol, conheceu muitas outras garotas, visitou muitos lugares, sempre estava sorrindo e de bom humor, nunca lhe faltava grana, bebia cerveja com os amigos sempre que estava com vontade e ninguém mandava nele.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">A moça, teve celulite, varizes, os peitos caí&shy;ram e ficou sozinha.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">FIM.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:78%;">Fonte: Copiei do Energumeno</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-1317387417084508388?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-63642008761598016162007-12-28T08:41:00.000-03:002007-12-28T08:42:17.179-03:00<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ftsXKtgCxw8&amp;rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ftsXKtgCxw8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-6364200876159801616?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684460294090094110.post-36551805723456986442007-12-11T08:15:00.001-03:002007-12-11T08:22:09.719-03:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">RECOMEÇAR<br /><br />Não importa onde você parou... Em que momento da vida você cansou... O que importa e que sempre e possível e necessário "Recomeçar".<br />Recomeçar e dar uma nova chance a si mesmo... renovar as esperanças na vida e o mais importante... Acreditar em você de novo.<br />Sofreu muito nesse período? Foi aprendizado...<br />Chorou muito? Foi limpeza da alma...<br />Ficou com raiva das pessoas? Foi para perdoá-las um dia...<br />Sentiu-se só por diversas vezes? E por que fechaste a porta ate para os anjos...<br />Acreditou que tudo estava perdido? Era o inicio da tua melhora...<br />Pois ...<br />Agora e hora de reiniciar... De pensar na luz... De encontrar prazer nas coisas simples de novo.<br />Um novo curso... Ou aquele velho desejo de aprender a pintar... Desenhar... Dominar o computador... Ou qualquer outra coisa...<br />Olha quanto desafio... Quanta coisa nova nesse mundo de meu Deus te esperando. Ta se sentindo sozinho? Besteira...<br />Tem tanta gente que você afastou com o seu "período de isolamento"...<br />Tem tanta gente esperando apenas um sorriso teu para "chegar" perto de você. Quando nos trancamos na tristeza...<br />Nem nos mesmos nos suportamos... Ficamos horríveis... O mau humor vai comendo nosso fígado... Ate a boca fica amarga.<br />Recomeçar... Hoje um bom dia para começar novos desafios. Aonde você quer chegar? Ir alto... Sonhe alto... Queira o melhor do melhor... Queira coisas boas para a vida... Pensando assim trazemos pra nos aquilo que desejamos... Se pensamos pequeno... Coisas pequenas teremos... Já se desejarmos fortemente o melhor e principalmente lutarmos pelo melhor... O melhor vai se instalar na nossa vida.<br />E hoje o dia da faxina mental... Joga fora tudo que te prende ao passado... Ao mundinho de coisas tristes... Fotos... Pecas de roupa, papel de bala... Ingressos de cinema, bilhetes de viagens...<br />E toda aquela tranqueira que guardamos quando nos julgamos apaixonados... Jogue tudo fora... Mas principalmente.... Esvazie seu coração... Fique pronto para a vida... Para um novo amor... Lembre-se, somos apaixonáveis... Somos sempre capazes de amar muitas e muitas vezes...<br /><br />Afinal de contas...<br /><br />Nós somos o "Amor"...</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">(Paulo Roberto Gaefke)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684460294090094110-3655180572345698644?l=infomaxis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maxishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09456647293946479854noreply@blogger.com